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DariusR

Age/Gender: 17, Male
Location: Las Vegas
Job: Student

A man walked into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

Newgrounds Stats

Sign-Up Date:
12/24/04

Level: 16
Aura: Evil

Rank: Police Officer
Blams: 235
Saves: 281
Rank #: 16,189

Whistle Status: Normal

Exp. Points: 2,700 / 2,840
Exp. Rank #: 10,321
Voting Pow.: 5.81 votes

BBS Posts: 1,919 (1.05 per day)
Flash Reviews: 224
Music Reviews: 2
Trophies: 3
Stickers: 22

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I made music.

Posted by DariusR May. 26, 2008 @ 8:34 PM EDT

Submitted two new songs, and I got 2 more to submit. I got the hang of fruity loops and I'm starting to make really weird songs...robotic metal-experimental like. These are some of the first actual songs I've ever made

Listen plz

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen /146577

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen /146575

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AP EXAMS

Posted by DariusR May. 8, 2008 @ 2:03 AM EDT

Is anyone else bitching about AP? If you are, SUCK IT. I have it and I ain't complaining.

Didn't have the balls to say it on facebook.

Damn status messages.

Pic unrelated.

Better pic:

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/316 3/deathnotealignmentpd5.png

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I FINISHED PORTAL

Posted by DariusR Apr. 26, 2008 @ 3:46 AM EDT

And the cake is NOT A LIE.

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ROB = GOD

Posted by DariusR Apr. 17, 2008 @ 12:16 AM EDT

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU

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OH MAHH GOODODDDDDDDD

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MINDFUCK

Posted by DariusR Mar. 26, 2008 @ 8:00 PM EDT

WHEN YOU SEE IT, YOU'LL SHIT BRICKS

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HEY GUYS LET'S GET NEKKID

Posted by DariusR Mar. 12, 2008 @ 11:58 PM EDT

BUT BEFORE I DOES THAT, LET ME GRABS A PROSTITUTE FROM ANOTHER STATE AND BRING HER HERE

WE CAN HAVE KINKY THREESOME

DON'T BACK OUT BABY, NOBODY WILL FIND OUT

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ATTN: MEN

Posted by DariusR Feb. 25, 2008 @ 12:32 AM EST

This is the real way to grab a boob.

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...And you get a game called "Pokemon Green".

Now served with a side of grayscale.

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I don't like my site :(

Posted by DariusR Jan. 18, 2008 @ 5:07 PM EST

I've had a site for a while...but it's on hiatus. Do you think I should continue it...here's the link:

http://theevolutionmovement.sitesled.c om

It has some gay shit on it...but whatever. Gimmie your opinion.

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A serious news post by a serious man.

Posted by DariusR Dec. 30, 2007 @ 12:43 PM EST

I'm gonna give up spamming the front page with /b/ images, so instead I'll talk about things about my life, because that's how much you care.

So this past winter break has been very counterproductive, I've done nothing literally except for lurk the BBS, and I think my post count has exponentially grown.

I've made about 120 posts since winter break (which has been about 8 days), and 740 since my sign up date at 12/24/04 (which has been almost 3 years).

If you take the log base 10 of 120 and subtract it from the log base 10 of 740, you get a rational number of 7.9923..etc, give or take .00001. Now by squaring it, I get .63877, and if I subtract the two digits, I get 7.2435. Now if I take the natural log of that (ln) I get 1.980. Now if you take the original period between my sign up date and 2007 winter break, you get 3 years right? My age (15) minus 3 = 12. If you take the square root of 12, you get 3.4641, and by dividing that by 2, you get 1.73205 which is about 0.2 difference from the natural log of 7.2435. And you know what else is funny? 120 (my posts from winter break until now) divided by 600 = 0.2!!!!!!

Coincidence? I don't think so!

Honestly, if that doesn't make any sense,

You're wrong. :D

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