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A man walked into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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I FINISHED PORTAL

Posted by DariusR Apr. 26, 2008 @ 3:46 AM EDT

And the cake is NOT A LIE.

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Apr. 26, 2008 | 3:54 AM Doomsday-One says:

Good for you.

But I have some bad news about the cake. It's not for you.
And the weighted companion cube did not die. It was a trick to make you sad.
The entire "escape" section? That was a trick too.

But I'll spare you the conspiracy theory...


Apr. 26, 2008 | 4:36 AM carbonwater says:

Way to go.

You finished what a normal human could finish in less than two hours.

Apr. 26, 2008 | 8:57 PM DariusR responds:

I didn't start playing it until yesterday... :o


Apr. 26, 2008 | 5:42 AM bobjimmy says:

Well done, you finished the most awesome thing i have ever played, now if only portals really existed, that would be awwwwsome


Apr. 26, 2008 | 5:50 AM Flash-Creature says:

I downloaded it, and at last part of test chamber 19 (escape), you cant go further :(
Ive looked on Youtube for it, and I can also dont do Noclip-cheat

Good job anyway


Apr. 26, 2008 | 6:46 AM thekk2008 says:

wow u finshed 7 monthss before everyone eles well done lossr

Apr. 26, 2008 | 8:58 PM DariusR responds:

I recently bought the game, tard


Apr. 26, 2008 | 7:04 AM b-a-e-r says:

I made it long ago, but it's an awesome game, congrats.
I always get a bit of the urge to vomit when I play first-person games but it's still an awesome game


Apr. 26, 2008 | 8:06 AM diamond-armada says:

good for yu, yu finished a game which is sadly over rated. and whats with the angry face, do you not like the thought of completing something really hard?

and I hate the phrase "the cake is a lie" and it's used in nearly every single portals reference (including my cartoon), and its annoying! Ill have to hand it to ya that it sounds like a good hting you accomplished there, just a few things in that game annoy me when it comes to references xP


Apr. 26, 2008 | 8:13 AM JonBro says:

I've only played the Flash version. I don't think I really ever want to play the real one.


Apr. 26, 2008 | 10:01 AM Hoeloe says:

I think the quote is referring to the sign on the wall with a picture of cake on it and an arrow pointing left. Unfortunately for you, it leads to the furnace.


Apr. 26, 2008 | 11:24 AM Wurmy says:

Wow I finished it the day it came out in one sitting


Apr. 26, 2008 | 11:32 AM camobch0 says:

Well aren't you slow?

Apr. 26, 2008 | 8:58 PM DariusR responds:

I didn't start playing it till yesterday


Apr. 26, 2008 | 3:48 PM Apocalypse says:

GOOD FOR YOU!
:)


Apr. 26, 2008 | 5:10 PM I-smel says:

I finished it last week it was mint =D

THE CAKE IS A LIE was written by the scientists that were held captive in Aperture Labs when GLaDOS went bananas. Because back then, there was no cake.

Since the start of the game though, GLaDOS had made a cake- That last scene shows you that she genuinely had thrown you a party cos she likes you.
Before you blowed her up anyway =(

Jus sayin

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