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A man walked into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.
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nice job, this movie was great!
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Zonic was my dear friend. I remember the good ol' times...so I wrote a poem.
Zonic,
forever we were friends
and now the time has passed
goodbye my friend,
DariusR.
I can't stop crying right now....I need to go masturbate.
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At least he didn't get assfucked by Zeromega's ghost.
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Yez, ZeroMega died. I remember he told me "LOLZ, G2G dude bye" and he left. He said he's be back in 30 minutes. I thought he was going to jack off. But no. He was going out for some beer when he died. Then 2 hours later Ryan signed on and gave a big "LOL".
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Ryan's last request was a blow job, which he received in the ambulance.
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I haven't talked to you in a while, I know i have school. but great job dude, you've improved since last time. keep making them, but next time, try to make some of the endings sad, like the bad guys blow his head off and his girlfriend cheats on him rofl. (my friend gave me that idea) but anyways nice job.
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"like the bad guys blow his head off and his girlfriend cheats on him rofl. "
LOL, that would be normal, Marian is a Hooker, even Thy know that,
too bad you lost from teh Spartans...i know, nothing to do with the review =(
anyway, You rulez,
LATTA Darius.R.
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"The ending was weak, but it was alright."
It had a strong beginning. It was pretty funny and all until it got to the point where Mario shot ToeJam. That stuff has been done so much it's now a cliche. It's the next fart joke. To me it's just not funny anymore. That's kinda what killed the ending...the sprites were rockin' hard though.
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I was expecting it to be some really hilarious parody on Burnt Face Man with the toast having an english accent and running around and doing dumb stuff. But this wasn't really anything at all. It was a toast moving across my screen in my opinion. You could've made it longer, then I'd be more satisfied.
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First of all, what happened to the censoring. You used to censor "hell" for christ sake
Oh yeah, try to be more organized with your work, I mean seriously what the hell was happening...
Anyways, your art style hasn't changed at all, try to improve at things like shading and such...
Have you asked yourself this question before:
"What's the point of this?"
Most cartoons have a point...does this?
I'll leave that for you to answer
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Ok, since the last time I saw your animations you've become really good. Your skills are going up everytime you make a new movie, so keep animating. I'll have to say though, some of the graphics looked really corny. Like in star haven, the stars in the background looked really sloppy, so try making it match the sprites next time, same with the clouds. Also, try making custom punch animations of mario and such, because it looks like mario is trying to attack bowser with the side of his body. And add punch sound effects too to juice it up.
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I was hoping there'd be more voices and such...well at least a medusa battle scene. But it wasn't so great. Pit just killed monsters and then got a bow, it wasn't really continuing the plot, instead it just killed it.
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What's the point? What was the point of doing it in pencil? You could've just drawn all that in flash, and not only would it be better in quality but it would also shave off a ton of megs off your flash. The story was pointless too anyway, but you're pretty good.
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