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DariusR

Age/Gender: n/a, Male
Location: Las Vegas
Job: Student

A man walked into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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12/24/04

Level: 16
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Rank: Police Officer
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Voting Pow.: 5.81 votes

BBS Posts: 1,797 (1.25 per day)
Flash Reviews: 226
Music Reviews: 2
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Score: 9
Weak Sleepers

"that was some dark stuff"

submission: Weak Sleepers
date: October 29, 2008

Holy crap, you've gotten really good. creepy yet entertaining

make something for christmas :)

October 29, 2008

Author's Response:

i might make something for xmas! thanks :)

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Score: 8
DD&BT : The Super Show

"lol pretty funny"

date: August 2, 2008

well done dude, it was pretty funny but kinda hard to understand..random though, so that's what made up for it. the battletoads thing was a cool addition too.

make moar :o

<3 :D

August 2, 2008

Author's Response:

I QUIT LULZ.

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Score: 1
Wart has Crabs!

"Bullshit"

submission: Wart has Crabs!
date: June 21, 2007

This movie really sucked. I mean the animation was pretty slick but the jokes were gay. All you did was make toad run for his turnip, then he sees wart farting (woah, never seen fart jokes before) and then they suddenly lip sync to some random ytmnd or stand up comedian or something. this is shit. make your own damn content.

Author's Response:

I bet that sometime in your life you can a plush toy of anty character and prentended to have sexual intercource with it while having an erection. yes, i bet you have. admit it, you know you've done it with micky mouse and you have lookied at toon pron many times. orangefoot copied sounds from a comedian so why cant i do it? yr a fag and u have a wierd name

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Score: 4
Got NES?

"Ugh."

submission: Got NES?
date: May 7, 2007

Just what we needed. Another Skittlez N' Bitz, well, at least a knock off of the crappiest series on NG. Overused music, lame jokes, and too much randomness made me exit this flash half way through. Anyone can animate sprites, but it takes real talent to come up with something that's mindblowing and genius. But yet again you've accomplished that with the 13 year-olds, but they're not the brightest people in the world, are they?

Author's Response:

Thanks for the Great review Darius. You're helpfullness and motivation wont be forgotten in the future. Im glad you liked this movie, I'll continue making more in the future.

Thanks! ^^

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Score: 10
SMB: Game Over (1up)

"First review"

date: April 17, 2007

nice job, this movie was great!

Author's Response:

First response

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Score: 9
For Zonic

"This is so sad...two deaths in 3 days..."

submission: For Zonic
date: April 2, 2007

Zonic was my dear friend. I remember the good ol' times...so I wrote a poem.

Zonic,
forever we were friends
and now the time has passed
goodbye my friend,
DariusR.

I can't stop crying right now....I need to go masturbate.

Author's Response:

At least he didn't get assfucked by Zeromega's ghost.

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Score: 10
For Zeromega

"I'm touched...."

submission: For Zeromega
date: April 1, 2007

Yez, ZeroMega died. I remember he told me "LOLZ, G2G dude bye" and he left. He said he's be back in 30 minutes. I thought he was going to jack off. But no. He was going out for some beer when he died. Then 2 hours later Ryan signed on and gave a big "LOL".

Author's Response:

Ryan's last request was a blow job, which he received in the ambulance.

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Score: 8
DD : Advance

"Great job"

submission: DD : Advance
date: March 26, 2007

I haven't talked to you in a while, I know i have school. but great job dude, you've improved since last time. keep making them, but next time, try to make some of the endings sad, like the bad guys blow his head off and his girlfriend cheats on him rofl. (my friend gave me that idea) but anyways nice job.

Author's Response:

"like the bad guys blow his head off and his girlfriend cheats on him rofl. "

LOL, that would be normal, Marian is a Hooker, even Thy know that,
too bad you lost from teh Spartans...i know, nothing to do with the review =(

anyway, You rulez,
LATTA Darius.R.

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Score: 5
A Mushroom Coated X-Mas

"Mediocre"

date: December 25, 2006

This bored me. It was too simple-minded and predictable. And the end isn't funny. People have to make funnier jokes than just bleeped cussing, random violence, and shit.

Author's Response:

Yeah...maybe you should go make theLASTROFL flash about it, before realizing that it's SUPPOSED to be simple minded, I felt like throwing out a Christmas flash that was just a simple happy holidays reminder.

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Score: 10
OMG! SMB Mishaps! 2

"oh my GOD"

date: December 22, 2006

I popped one

Author's Response:

<3

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