When I saw the title of this topic I was intrigued. That's a pretty controversial way to grab people's attention!
You then advise us not to watch your flashes. That's a pretty defeatist attitude.
One the one hand you want to grab our attention.
On the other hand you don't want our attention.
I should also note that towards the end of the post you use the word "bored".
Correct me if I'm wrong but I feel that could be an indication of how you were feeling at the time you wrote this. Am I close?
Well, that's all we got time for today. Thanks for dropping by.
Haseo14
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