DariusR's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Greatest Cake Ever]

Hahaha

Nice use of a chekov's gun. I laughed, great job

Emrox responds:

I always thought of it as a bit more of a brick joke (google it), but now that you mention it, it is indeed a chekov's gun.

[Weak Sleepers]

that was some dark stuff

Holy crap, you've gotten really good. creepy yet entertaining

make something for christmas :)

Blordow responds:

i might make something for xmas! thanks :)

[DD&BT : The Super Show]

lol pretty funny

well done dude, it was pretty funny but kinda hard to understand..random though, so that's what made up for it. the battletoads thing was a cool addition too.

make moar :o

<3 :D

rebaz responds:

I QUIT LULZ.

[Wart has Crabs!]

Bullshit

This movie really sucked. I mean the animation was pretty slick but the jokes were gay. All you did was make toad run for his turnip, then he sees wart farting (woah, never seen fart jokes before) and then they suddenly lip sync to some random ytmnd or stand up comedian or something. this is shit. make your own damn content.

thebluedragon responds:

I bet that sometime in your life you can a plush toy of anty character and prentended to have sexual intercource with it while having an erection. yes, i bet you have. admit it, you know you've done it with micky mouse and you have lookied at toon pron many times. orangefoot copied sounds from a comedian so why cant i do it? yr a fag and u have a wierd name

[SMB: Game Over (1up)]

First review

nice job, this movie was great!

Yoshi-1up responds:

First response

[DD : Advance]

Great job

I haven't talked to you in a while, I know i have school. but great job dude, you've improved since last time. keep making them, but next time, try to make some of the endings sad, like the bad guys blow his head off and his girlfriend cheats on him rofl. (my friend gave me that idea) but anyways nice job.

rebaz responds:

"like the bad guys blow his head off and his girlfriend cheats on him rofl. "

LOL, that would be normal, Marian is a Hooker, even Thy know that,
too bad you lost from teh Spartans...i know, nothing to do with the review =(

anyway, You rulez,
LATTA Darius.R.

[A Mushroom Coated X-Mas]

Mediocre

This bored me. It was too simple-minded and predictable. And the end isn't funny. People have to make funnier jokes than just bleeped cussing, random violence, and shit.

Amegada responds:

Yeah...maybe you should go make theLASTROFL flash about it, before realizing that it's SUPPOSED to be simple minded, I felt like throwing out a Christmas flash that was just a simple happy holidays reminder.

[A Very Spritey Christmas]

A bit inaccurate....

Here are some things I think you got wrong.

1. I don't think Swain hates sprites.
2. Randy Solem doesn't make his own sprites.
3. Paul ter Voorde hasn't done sprites in ages.

Anyways, happy holidays.

Psycosis91 responds:

1. Don't Care.
2. Don't Care.
3. Don't Care.

Lol DariusR is a game for the GBA.